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quotes[1] = "A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. (David Brenner)";
quotes[2] = "You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car. (Harvey Diamond)";
quotes[3] = "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. (Samuel Butler, <i>Note-Books</i>, 1912)";
quotes[4] = "If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian. (Paul McCartney)";
quotes[5] = "How can you eat anything with eyes? (Will Kellogg)";
quotes[6] = "The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined. If beef is your idea of real food for real people you'd better live real close to a real good hospital. (Neal Barnard)";
quotes[7] = "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner. (Lynda Montgomery)";
quotes[8] = "Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. (George Bernard Shaw)";
quotes[9] = "We don't need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could. (James Cromwell)";
quotes[10] = "If you knew how meat was made, you'd probably lose your lunch. (k.d.lang)";
quotes[11] = "Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. (Robert Louis Stevenson)";
quotes[12] = "Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends. (Author Unknown)";
quotes[13] = "Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth. (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary)";
quotes[14] = "If you're not vegan, you're not vegetarian. (V.L. Allineare)";
quotes[15] = "Vegetarians taste better. (Author Unknown)";
quotes[16] = "Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.(Andy Rooney)";
quotes[17] = "Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? (Author Unknown)";
quotes[18] = "I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. (Rita Rudner)";
quotes[19] = "Vegetarian: A person who eats only side dishes. (Gerald Lieberman)";
quotes[20] = "The human body has no more need for cows milk than it does for dogs milk, horses milk, or giraffes milk. (Michael Klaper)";
quotes[21] = "Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. (Bob Ekstrom)";
quotes[22] = "Recognize meat for what it really is the antibiotic and pesticide laden corpse of a tortured animal. (Ingrid Newkirk)";
quotes[23] = "I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I've crawled on occasion, and I'm glad that no one ate me. (Alex Poulos)";
quotes[24] = "We all love animals. Why do we call some pets and others dinner? (k.d.lang)";
quotes[25] = "Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. (Mike Connolly)";
quotes[26] = "I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician. (Marty Feldman)";
quotes[27] = "I am not a vegetarian because I love animals, I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. (A. Whitney Brown)";
quotes[28] = "A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. (George Bernard Shaw)";
quotes[29] = "If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? (Author Unknown)";
quotes[30] = "I've found without question that the best way to lead others to a more plant-based diet is by example - to lead with your fork, not your mouth. (Bernie Wilke, quoted in Joanne Stepaniak, The Vegan Sourcebook)";
quotes[31] = "Truely man is the king of beasts, for his brutality exceeds theirs. We live by the death of others: we are burial places! I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look on the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men. (Leonardo da Vinci)";


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